Funny Cat Hoodie - HTML How to Master Laziness
Funny Cat Hoodie - HTML How to Master Laziness
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HTML: How to Master Laziness – Funny Cat Hoodie for Chill Pros
Some wear hoodies to stay warm.
You wear one to make a statement: you're a certified pro at doing nothing, and proud of it.
Whether you're a techie, a cat lover, or just someone who takes laziness to an art form, this HTML: How to Master Laziness hoodie says it all — with humor, warmth, and undeniable chill energy.
The Hoodie That Works as Hard as You Don’t
Made with cozy Heavy Blend™ fabric (50% cotton / 50% polyester), this unisex hoodie wraps you in comfort without sacrificing durability. It’s soft, breathable, and built to last through lazy days, busy errands, or long coding sessions (aka naps).
- Classic unisex fit
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
- Ribbed cuffs & waistband that hold their shape
- Kangaroo pocket for hands, snacks, or stealthy phone checks
Printed with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology, the design pops with rich color and crisp detail—wash after wash.
Product Highlights
- Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Heather colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
- Double-lined hood with self-colored drawstring
- Classic unisex fit — works for everyone
- Kangaroo-style pocket
- DTG printed design — bold, durable, and fade-resistant
- Tear-away label for tag-free comfort
- Reinforced seams for lasting wear
- Eco-conscious materials and low-impact dyes
- Meets formaldehyde, flammability, lead, and phthalate safety standards
Hoodie Care Tips
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), inside-out
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
- Tumble dry on medium heat
- Iron on low heat if needed (not on design)
- Do not dry clean
Custom-Made with Care
Every hoodie is made just for you — which means no returns or exchanges, unless there’s an issue. For more information, please check our Returns & Exchanges Policy.
Be sure to check the size chart before ordering. Need help? We're here for you!
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Do you ship worldwide?
Currently, we only ship within the USA, but we’re working on expanding in the future!
How long does shipping take?
Orders typically take 2-6 business days for handling, processing, and delivery. While we do our best to ensure timely shipping, occasional delays may occur due to factors beyond our control. If your package is taking longer than expected, feel free to reach out to us at info@wittypawsprints.com
How much does shipping cost?
We offer free shipping on all orders over $85! For orders up to $84.99, a flat shipping rate of $4.99 applies.
What if I want to return a product?
Since all our items are custom-made to order, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges. However, if your product arrives damaged or has a manufacturing defect, we’ll gladly offer a free reprint or refund. Please email us at info@wittypawsprints.com within 14 days of delivery with your order number and a clear photo of the issue.